Hi everyone. Due to the beginning of the new teaching term, I was busy, and put a few other posts here, but now it’s time to continue the series about CLT and Taiwan. We are up to Post 35, which continues to look at that murky and fraudulent world of ‘magic IELTS’ teachers. There’s more of them coming all the time, so for your own benefit, you really need to know and read the signs.

Six Signs of a Fake/Not-Real Teacher of IELTS/English: 3^rd, 4^th, and 5^th Sign

Okay, I used one posts for the 2^nd Sign of being a fake/not-real teacher. Now, I’ll use one post for the next three signs. Here we go.

Sign 3 of a Fake/Not-Real Teacher

The teacher/school makes claims of ‘guaranteed scores’ or ‘special techniques’.

If you ever hear claims such as:

• I don’t teach you English; I just teach you how to get the answer in the test.
• My method gives you IELTS 7.
• This is a guaranteed IELTS 7 course.
• I got IELTS 8 in the IELTS test; I’ll show you how to do it.
• This course shows you how to get all the answers.
• I have special IELTS techniques.

… the people saying this are lying to you. All these claims are based on a ‘magic’ or ‘guarantee’ theme, and it is an obvious fact that there are no guarantees and no magic in IELTS. IELTS is based on English abilities; and no matter how good a teacher is, your IELTS results will depend on …

1. your starting level of English,
2. your work ethic (that is, willingness to work hard),
3. your attitude to learning,
4. your intelligence,
5. your ability to learn languages,
6. practical realities, such as the time you have to study, how busy you are, how stable your life is, your ability to attend every class, and arrive on time,
7. some degree of luck.

If a teacher or school makes any claim of ‘guaranteed answers’ or ‘special techniques’, it simply shows the teachers or schools are dishonest. They are saying what you want to hear in order to get your money. It’s that simple. Do you think that sounds like a good beginning? Are they people you should trust? 

Sign 4 of a Fake/Not-Real Teacher

The teacher talks and ‘explains’ all the time in class (and it’s usually in Chinese).

This is the ‘traditional’ approach, the approach a non-teacher, or someone who doesn’t know anything about TEFL teaching, might first think about. A TEFL-qualified teacher should know better, and should be more concerned about helping you learn. A not-real teacher might do this, simply because they don’t know the truth.

I don’t need to talk about this. Just read posts 3–25 of this series, and everything is explained in detail. Also, think again of the simple analogy: learning a language is like learning to drive a car. You can be ‘explained to’ for years about how to drive a car, but you won’t be able to actually drive it until you sit in the seat, and try. The TEFL-trained teacher takes every opportunity to put you in the seat and try (= practise English).

This also explains about the next sign of being fake/not-real below.

Sign 5 of a Fake/Not-Real Teacher

The teacher/school advertises that “You only talk to the teacher”, or “Pairwork speaking is not important”.

This is a new trend in Taiwan. Wow! It is simply mad! No real TEFL teacher would ever do this. Ever! They would immediately fail the observation in any TEFL training course. If you kept doing this, you would fail the course. If you only talk to the teacher, then you don’t practise English much at all. You don’t sit in any ‘seat of that car’, and you never try. It is the very opposite to what is supposed to happen in an IELTS/English class.

TEFL professionals talk about ‘student talking time’ (STT), and ‘teacher talking time’ (TTT), and one of the most basic rules in a class is to ….

…. maximise STT and minimise TTT!

TEFL professional should live by this rule, but it takes effort, preparation, thinking, and skill. It also takes experience, and as the serious TEFL-trained teacher gets more experience, (s)he develops better and better techniques for following this rule more effectively and efficiently (for example, through the use of PowerPoint: See Posts 37 – 39). So, remember, you students always have to ‘drive the car’.

I’m a Cambridge-accredited teacher trainer, with over 20 years experience, so you can imagine how shocked I am when I hear schools or teachers boasting, ‘You only talk to the teacher’. Wow! Unbelievable! Taking Taiwan back 50 years into the past, back to the horse and cart. Is this a modern nation? It is NOT when it comes to the teaching of English/IELTS. And that’s why the standard is still so low in this country; that’s why the average IELTS writing score remains 5.5. Because the teaching remains the same.

Why do these people promote such a backward and awful claim?

The answer: because so many students accept this, and give them lots of money.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• murky (adj)
• a guarantee (n)
• ethic (n)
• to be blatant (adj)
• an analogy (n)
• an observation (n)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

Hi everyone.

Well, Term 4 is now over, and here are the class photos.

IELTS Reading & Speaking. This finished on Thursday night, but two students didn’t turn up, and another wanted to take the photo. Do you like my beard?

Now, here’s the IELTS Writing & Listening (afternoon) class.

Do you like my shirt? No, it’s not a mistake. It’s meant to look look that. 

Finally, here’s the IELTS Writing & Listening (night) class. Again, a few students didn’t turn up at the very end, and one took the photo.

Well, Term 5 starts this coming Monday, and it all begins again. So, if you want a REAL teacher of IELTS, with REAL qualifications and REAL experience who REALLY knows about IELTS, contact us.

Just click here aisielts.com, or contact details.

Hope to see you in my class!

作者eatcakes1 (惦念)

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標題[心得] 一個月一戰7心得和推薦

時間Fri May 25 20:05:50 2018

借用先進們的格式，文長。

考試目的：歐陸留學

英文程度：學測英文14 英聽B、A 大學畢

準備時間：2018.3/26-5/4

考試成績：Overall 7.0 聽 6.5/讀 7.0/ 寫 6.0/ 說 7.5

準備教材及課程：Andrew老師雅思聽說讀寫班及其用書

心得：

一戰7，有些運氣但已經足夠去唸想要的學校了，或許就跟Andrew老師說的一樣，可能熟

悉題目類型和考試形式能夠讓你多個0.5，但整體反映出來的就是你的英文程度在哪，成

績就在哪。老實說歷屆和單字沒有著墨太多，至少沒有像當初大學考試那樣拼命。藉由一

個月的密集班，除了迫使自己接觸英文、使用英文外，也順便熟悉這個以前完全沒有接觸

過的考試類型。

自己是屬於能隨時隨地用中文回答任何類型的問題(而雅思英文考的其實就是以英文

去理解、表達這個世界)，並侃侃而談的人，面對雅思，我設定主要學習目標是要將知

識和經驗，轉化成正確道地的英文(表達出來的形式)，而老師上課時講解世界風俗民情

或是分享自身經驗時就是我特別用力聆聽的時刻。老實說沒有額外太多練習，跟著老師

的腳步去熟悉題目形式，和答題時的眉眉角角，許多人推薦的TED並沒有採用，而是選

擇平常喜歡的英文國家地理頻道和雜誌及Discovery。事後想想，還是建議單字及聽力涉

獵的廣度要大一些，這樣字彙量和經驗的分布也會較為平均。

另外我認為，如果缺乏英文表達的機會，Andrew的課是可以給你足夠機會鍛鍊的，在課

程進行中，不論是回答老師的問題，或是同學間交流練習，我都盡力去嘗試形塑一套自己

的英文說話習慣與邏輯，而大量的寫作練習也讓我找出自己的行文節奏(例如說習慣用的

轉承語，或是語氣)。此外，對於問題是不知道說什麼的人，在這一個月的課程中我有遇

見而且他們也有所進步，老師的課程某個面向就是敦促學生去思考這個世界、探索自己的

周遭和自身，並設法以英文傳達交流。推薦Andrew給回家功課認真做，上課認真聽而且厭

倦填鴨的學生，以下分別是聽說讀寫細項心得。

[聽力]

我自己也沒有很好，應該要再多聽多練，去熟悉和聽出同義字、詞、語句以及習慣語速。

單純聽哪一個字的話其實沒有太大問題，只是雅思時常會「換句話說」，或是抽換不同的

字彙，而這在語速提高的狀況下就相當致命，有時候會根本沒有意識到某句話是自己所想

的那種意思。

[閱讀]

其實閱讀的內容個人覺得和台灣升學考試大同小異，只是篇幅更多，藉由Andrew課程練習

的部分，對我而言在於問題形式(填充、配合、NOT GIVEN和TRUE之間等等可能思維上會有

模稜兩可之情形的敘述)，而這和台灣傳統英文考試有較大的不同。透過一個月左右的課

程熟悉答題的節奏和常見的題目類型。

另外我自己覺得最困難的題型，是答案數量大於段落數的段落語意，即便可以很快的判斷

出特定幾個段落，但在時間壓力下時常最後會有兩三組糊在一起。

[寫作]

考試那天遇到我幾乎沒有替代字彙的題目，只好想辦法盡量避免重複用字。對於一般學

生，描述某種情境最精準、恰當的字或詞彙可能就是特定一兩個，如果不知道可能整體就

會變得相當拖沓。

一個月的課程安排，循序漸進地從老師身上學習歐美邏輯性的段落安排方式和句式，老

師很強調文中語句的必要性和支持力度(如果你是屬於肚子裡墨水很多的人)，可以藉此將

文章精煉，而若是平常中、英作文都不知道寫什麼的人，老師也有安排小組討論及引導環

節，可以趁機見賢思齊，並聆聽其他人有哪些自己從未想過的好論點。老師批改作文其實

真的很用心，學生犯下哪一類型的錯誤他都會將其標示出來，而透過訂正時的學習，我覺

得相當有效。本身學測作文大概是16、17的水平，但是雅思的寫作要求不同，許多原先看

似正確的語句、內容，其實在雅思批改者眼中是充滿問題的，而Andrew老師會幫你一一指

出。

我覺得不論是Task1或是Task2老師教授的段落安排都相當實用，他也會利用不同主題來

引導我們討論或是豐富自己的論點和背景知識，畢竟每個人所學不同。而寫作部分坦白說

，單字量除非特別全面的去記憶，不然一定會有所偏頗，像是我在Task1寫作練習時，寫

出一篇老師說可以有8分左右水準的文章，但其實是剛好那個主題是流程圖而且用字多和

三類組有關，而實際考試時就遇到了捉襟見肘的狀況，在老師的指導下，如果回家都有努

力練習，我覺得除了用字(字彙量)還是得靠自己記憶熟悉以外，基本上寫作的其他部分都

能夠有顯著改善。

[口說]

我的口說經驗未必適合所有人。很多人不論中文英文在口語表達時會緊張怯場，或是想

不到要說什麼，但我的中文基本上沒有任何這樣的問題，缺乏的是兩種語言之間的良好轉

化，而造成一個問題——適合回答的經驗和想法相當充足，但是英文口說能力無法駕馭

(愛在心裡口難開的那種感覺)。所以上課時，我更著重在同樣的情感、經驗，Andrew老師

如何去表達、闡述，他對於某項事情可能與我有相同觀點，而他說的每一句話對我來說就

是最好的學習內容(道地的英文與類似的情境、情緒、想法)，此外老師很強調不要死背套

招(就是那種聽起來很華麗，但實際上很空洞的言語)，要陳述自己的想法與有趣的經驗(

做一個有故事的男人/女人!)，此外老師也會介紹一些口語上常用的承接用字，讓整個回

答過程聽起來更自然順暢。

而面對考官的部分，我覺得就把對方當成你的朋友，認真誠懇地去訴說你的故事、經驗

和想法。還記得口試那天第二部分主題是智慧手機，我老實回答說當年在學校，智慧手機

剛剛問世不久就像是將軍的勳章或是貴族的象徵，只要擁有它，同學就是一陣吹捧，走路

晃起來都有風，結果考官微笑愈笑愈大，最後用手摀著嘴巴一直笑。

最後，謝謝觀看的你撥冗，祝大家順利。

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Six Signs of a Fake/Not-Real Teacher of IELTS/English:

2^nd Sign

Okay, I used two posts for the 1^st Sign of being a fake/not-real teacher. Now, I’ll use one post for the next sign. Here goes.

Sign 2 of a Not-Real/Fake Teacher

The teacher uses memorisation, or uses books and material that do this.

Again, if your teacher or school does this, it is time to walk out the door and never come back. Anyone who did this in a CELTA teacher-training course would immediately fail that lesson, and be told never to do this in a class. Anyone who did this in a language school in Australia would be quickly fired. Memorisation is not teaching, and it is an insult to you as an intelligent human being.

Read the Sign 1: Second Story again. You will see that those who have studied English abroad know the truth. Some of them find the Taiwanese system ‘unbearable’. But do you? Again, the memorisation ‘technique’ is very widespread, among teachers, schools, and junk IELTS material. If any of it appears, it just reveals your teacher is not really a teacher. It’s also a disaster for the IELTS test, trust me.

Important Note

Do NOT Believe What These People Say; Find Out What They DO!

Many teachers and schools are now beginning to claim that don’t use memorisation. Maybe this is a response to these pixnet posts, especially the few written in Chinese (which most people read). Perhaps the content of all these blog posts, and the constant message both my wife and I give to students, is making a change in students’ thinking. Perhaps, many are now realising the obvious truth: that memorisation is a BIG sign of fakeness.

It’s interesting, after we put our first article in Chinese criticising memorisation, I have even read someone responding with a passionate defence of memorisation (written in Chinese). This person made all sorts of impossible and logically absurd conclusions (‘memorisation promotes critical thinking by showing the underlying logic of English’). But, as I mentioned, what’s interesting is that some of these people are now trying the opposite approach – pretending that they actually do promote critical thinking in their classroom, and never ever use memorisation. In short, these people copy much of the argument which is now on this pixnet blog.

The big question is, what do these people actually do in the classroom? Always remember, it’s not what these people say, but it’s what they DO IN THE CLASSROOM which matters.

Of course, it is possible you might decide to believe them, but when the actual teaching begins, you will find out the truth. That’s when you should demand your money back, and walk out of that course. Just read the signs.

And here’s quote from Benjamin Franklin. Half a truth is often a great lie.

And here’s the usual question to end these ‘fakeness’ posts.

Why do these people use memorisation?

The answer: because so many students accept this, and give them lots of money.

The next post will consider the next three signs of being fake/not-real.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• an insult (n)
• a disaster (n)
• to be passionate (adj)
• to be absurd (adj)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

Well, let’s have a little break in this ‘CLT & Taiwan’ series of posts (currently looking at fraud teachers, which is quite sad, but necessary to do). Let’s instead give something happier and more uplifting. My Saturday IELTS class just finished, and here’s the class photo from the last day.

It was great teaching them all, and let’s hope for good things in the future for everyone, right.

Wow, this is a far happier theme, right? [But, I’ll need to finish that other ‘CLT & Taiwan’ theme, since you as consumers need to know the truth].

That’s the great thing about being a teacher: you can help people in their lives, and feel so good about yourself in doing so. Trust me, it’s a great feeling, and it’s one of the reasons I try so hard.

Click on aisielts.com for more information about courses.

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Six Signs of a Fake/Not-Real Teacher of IELTS/English:

1^st Sign: Two Stories

In the previous post, I mentioned the 1^st (and worst) sign of a fake teacher: when the teacher speaks and explains using Chinese all the time. When this happens, you don’t need to think. Just immediately ask for your money back, walk out the door, and never go back. That teacher is a fake. Tell everyone about it.

Remember the comparison I made early on in this series of posts? Someone could explain to you for years how to drive a car, but you will never be able to drive it – until you get in the car, and practice driving. Similarly, teachers could ‘explain’ to you for years how to use English, but you will never be able to use it (speak, read, write, or listen) until you begin using it (speaking, reading, writing, and listening to it) meaningfully in the classroom.

But the majority of teachers in this country still ‘explain in Chinese’. They are even famous. This fact deserves some reflection. Thus, in this post I will give two personal stories about this 1^st sign.

Sign 1: First Story

I once worked at a BIG language school here in Taipei where every single ‘teacher’ just used Chinese. The most ‘famous’ teacher just walked in and lectured in Chinese (about the TOEFL test) to hoards of students. Then walked out. That simple.

When I checked the credentials of all these ‘teachers’ on the school’s website, there was nothing at all related to TEFL. All these ‘famous teachers’ had degrees in subjects such as Philosophy or Business or Linguistics, or they came from (or claimed to come from) ‘famous’ universities in America. (‘So they must be good, right?).

Maybe they were ‘not-real’ teachers – that is, they thought they were helping others (but actually weren’t). But I even wonder about this. When talking to some of them, it was clear they knew they were wasting the students’ time. They joked about the uselessness of the whole industry. Deep down they knew that they were just playing the game: the game where the teachers pretend to teach, and the students pretend to learn. And everyone has it easy – just sitting there listening to Chinese. It’s a widespread game, and it’s been played for decades. And it’s a game that many people don’t want to change – after all, it’s how they are making so much money.

Let’s compare it to my country, Australia. In my country, none of these people could ever teach in any language school. They would never ever be hired. They would never even be interviewed. If they were hired by mistake, their incompetence and inability to teach would be quickly recognised, and they would be promptly fired.

In Australia, there is regulation, and every language schools must be accredited through NEAS. NEAS is a globally recognised body that checks the quality of all schools, and to be recognised by NEAS, every teacher must have TEFL qualifications.

I worked at Monash University English Language Centre for five years, where every teacher had TEFL qualifications. There were regular ‘professional development sessions’ (PDs), the Director of the language institute was a Cambridge Teacher Trainer, and he eventually helped train me to become a Cambridge teacher trainer myself. Then I started training teachers in CELTA courses (alongside another teacher trainer). The centre itself was professional and modern, with ceiling top projectors and computers in every classroom. Class sizes were limited, and all the teachers used ‘communicative language teaching’. It all had to be this way. The centre was NEAS accredited.

So, you can imagine how shocked I was upon seeing what happens in Taiwan: an entire school dedicated to teaching you English, and not a single teacher there is actually qualified in teaching English. Not a single one of them could get a job in their own countries. But in Taiwan … well, they can even become ‘famous’ (but they have to speak Chinese to do this, unfortunately). Wow!

Sign 1: Second Story

This is a very short, but very illustrative story. A new student contacted AIS (my studio) a week ago. This student had studied English in America for three years, and had returned to Taiwan, and wanted to prepare for IELTS here.

She visited several IELTS schools here in Taipei to observe IELTSpreparation classes, and her response to us was, ‘I just couldn’t bear it!’ (or, in Chinese, ‘Show bu liaou’). This student explained to us, ‘All I saw was a lot of stupid memorisation, and students sitting there like robots repeating stuff.’ And so on.

When she observed my teaching, she came up to me, and said, “I recognise the way you teach from my time studying in a language school in Seattle.” And yes, this student has agreed to do both of my IELTS courses (Writing & Listening, and Reading & Speaking) in the next term [Term 5].

But why couldn’t this student bear what she saw in the other schools?

Because she had studied English in a western country in an accredited language school, where all the teachers had to be qualified and well-versed in TEFL methodology, and so she knew what real teaching was meant to be like. She could compare it to what happens in Taiwan. So she knew the truth.

But do you? To learn this truth, you don’t have to study English in America for three years. You can just read this series of posts. Easy, huh? Unfortunately, very few students bother to read these posts (although reading English with a dictionary to help you is GREAT preparation for IELTS).

I’d like to finish this 1^st sign of bad teaching with a simple question and an answer, and I will finish most of the next 10 posts in this same way. This question and its answer are designed to make you think. Here goes.

Why do these teacher use Chinese all the time?

The answer: because so many students accept this, and give them lots of money.

In the next post, I will give the 2^ndand 3^rdsign of being a fake/not-real teacher.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• hoard (n)
• philosophy (n)
• linguistics (n)
• to be prompt (adj)
• to be accredited (adj)
• to be entire (adj)
• to be illustrative (adj)
• to be well-versed [in sth.] (adj.)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

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About Fake/Not-Real Teachers of IELTS/English: 1^st Sign

In Posts 26 and 27, I outlined the ‘modus operandi’ (= method of committing a crime) that ‘fake teachers’ can use. Then I explained why you should not automatically ‘respect’ someone who claims authority in IELTS, but instead ask for evidence and proof of all claims. But I also accepted the fact that, in this culture, people are reluctant to ask their teacher for proof of their credentials. Hmmm. That’s a problem.

Even as I write, that fake teacher from Posts 26 and 27 has been putting posts on PTT. However, as I mentioned before, other students have put warning about him. Wow, these current posts of mine on this blog can not be more relevant! Everyone, it’s happening right now.

It’s time to wise up! You need to at least read the signs of fakeness/not-realness in the people who claim authority as English/IELTS teachers, and thus be able to recognise the truth (without asking anything). So now, finally, after all the background issues have been covered, I will move on to practical advice.

How You Can Know the Truth

Now, I will give a list of 6 key signs which show your teacher is either a fake or not-real. Obviously, being a fake is the worst, by far, and if you know this, you should immediately dissociate from that teacher. If the teacher is a not-real teacher (= someone who genuinely thinks they are helping you), you could choose to continue or not, but the learning will be limited.

Before I begin, I’d like to repeat one thing (to answer the criticism: ‘Why do you think you know about teaching?). I’d like to repeat my credentials. Here they are in Chinese (so you can REALLY get the message).

The most important credential is that I am a Cambridge CELTA Tutor – someone who taught CELTA teaching certificates to new teachers. I made decisions about whether to pass or fail people. Judging teaching, and what is good and what is not good, was my job for FIVE years when I worked at Monash University. So, I have the authority to give judgement.

If you are an intelligent consumer, if you care about your future and your own money, you should read on. Let us begin with the first sign.

Sign 1 of a Fake/Not-Real Teacher

The teacher speaks/explains mostly in Chinese.

This is the clearest and most obvious sign. If your teacher does this, you should quickly finish with them, and look for another. It’s that simple. They are not teachers, and you will learn very little.

You should know all this from the first 15 posts of this series, which made it clear that …

• any TEFL–trained teacher knows not to lecture/explain/talk in Chinese,
• any TEFL-trained teacher who really wants to help you knows not to do this,
• all the ESL/TEFL/language-acquisition research has proven it does work well at all
• more modernn teaching methods have been developed in response to this research (e.g CLT!)

Okay, you know all the theory (if you have read all the previous posts), but I’d still like to reflect a little on this situation, since it is so widespread in Taiwan. I will give two personal stories to illustrate this issue. These stories will be in the next post. You need to read them.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• to wise up (v)
• to dissociate (v)
• criticism (n)
• credentials (n)
• an authority (n)
• to be widespread (adj)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

作者Esgibt (idiot)

看板IELTS

標題

時間Sun May 6 23:12:02 2018

雅思成績

買書前

L 8.0 R8.5 W6.0 S6.5 Overall 7.5

L 7.0 R7.0 W6.0 S7.0 Overall 7.0

L 7.0 R7.0 W6.0 S7.0 Overall 7.0

買書自學後

L 6.5 R8.5 W7.0 S7.0 Overall 7.5

尚未買老師的寫作書籍前，我的寫作一直無法突破。

為了讓寫作提升，我上過密集班以及一對一家教，用盡各種方式想讓寫作進步。

可惜還是沒有突破。

某天逛網路書店看到Andrew老師出版的寫作書，

於是上網查詢老師的相關訊息後，輾轉和師母聯繫上。

由於我的時間跟課程時間無法配合，於是師母就建議我買老師的書自學。

我在2018年4月2號開始把老師的書仔細閱讀作筆記。

老師的書編排的很棒，有組織、邏輯，我都按照內容編排進行閱讀跟作筆記。

我會把該注意的重點或寫作結構寫在自己的筆記本，

在閱讀的過程中我也會去回想、比較以前我寫的文章，

到底跟老師所提出的重點差在哪裡？

我也會把我以前所有寫過的文章拿出來，

按照老師所提出的邏輯跟寫作方式，重新整理文章的邏輯順序。

此外，書中有提到比較適切的寫作表達方式以提高寫作分數。

例如：

教育類的文章不要一直用some people 可以用education group代替，

讓文章對象或方向更明確。

老師也特別強調千萬不要用模板因為那不會讓你寫作分數提升。

老師的書也很貼心，會告訴我們一些寫作時常會犯的錯誤。

我有發現我的作文裡某些部分，就有老師所說的，我就會記起來寫筆記避免再犯。

我終於在2018年4月14日那次的考試中，寫作從萬年6.0提升到7.0，

真的很感謝老師的書籍。

如果同學有時間的話可以去上老師的課，

相信同學上過老師的課以及努力學習的話一定能考到你要的分數喔。

【作者沒PTT帳號，代作者貼文】

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(31 of 50) MODERN LANGUAGE TEACHING (CLT) & TAIWAN: WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT

About Fake Teachers of IELTS/English: Introduction VI

In my last post, I wrote,

‘Can everyone at least accept that there are frauds out there, and that they are actively operating? It is simple a fact of life, right?’

Interestingly, in the news recently there was a story about 50 people, mostly Taiwanese, performing some sort of telephone scam operation in Poland [Huh? Why there?]. They have all been arrested, and are on their way back to face the music. This is why in the previous post, I also concluded,

‘Therefore, surely we must all accept that it would be naive and foolish to blindly believe any person to whom you give large amounts of money.’

But there’s a problem, and in this post I’d like to explore it.

You Can’t Criticise Teachers, Right?

I advise all my students to always ask to see the qualifications of anyone who claims to be a teacher of IELTS/English. I ask them to dispute impossible claims such as, “I guarantee IELTS 7” or “I can predict the questions in the IELTS test” or “I’m the director of Camridge ESL”. I tell the students to ask, “How can you do that?” and ask a lot of “Can you show me proof of …” questions. But the response I often hear from my students is,

‘In this culture, we can’t ask a teacher those questions.’

But unfortunately, as I have explained, you need to ask those questions [and please ask me those questions, or just click on Teacher Andrew’s Credentials]. If you can’t ask your teacher those questions, then I have to ask you the same questions.

How can you be really sure your teacher or school isn’t one of those ‘fake teachers’?

But then students say to me,

‘But Andrew, Taiwanese people do not like hearing criticisms of their teachers. In this culture, they must respect teachers.’

So, this is obviously a very sensitive issue, and a big problem for you. What’s the right way, and what’s the wrong way? [Well, there’s the link to the picture up the top, right?] The problem lies in the fact that (1) there are many dubious teachers around, but (2) Taiwanese students feel too embarrassed to ask for proof of credentials, or even listen to criticism of these teachers. So, what do you do? What’s right; what’s wrong?

My reply is this.

The right way is to show respect for teachers if these people are teachers – real or not-real! But are they?

The last question is the key! Please show respect if your teachers are sincere individuals genuinely trying to help you? This means you can even respect ‘not-real teachers’, since at least they think they are helping you, so their hearts are in the right place. Sometimes it isn’t their fault that they have not been trained in TEFL theory and methodology, and don’t know the best methods to use. They just never had the opportunity or life experience to become informed about language-learning. But at least they are trying to help you, and yes, that deserves respect.

But, again, the big question is, is that person a real/not-real teacher?

I want to ask you all two questions in return. Here they are.

Should anyone respect a dishonest and corrupt person who does not care about you, and is clever at manipulating the social media tools, and tricking other people out of their money? Do you really think these people respect you, the student?

What are your answers to these questions? They should be NO and NO.

Go back and read the previous Posts 26 and 27, and ask yourself, do you respect that person I described (and remember, that post is based on a real example who tricked large amounts of money out of very many people)?

So, to anyone who says, ‘You can’t criticise teachers’, my reply is this.

• These people are NOT teachers!
• Do not respect these people!
• To repeat, they are not teachers!
• They are bad people doing bad things!
• You are the one who pays a high price!
• You pay the price because you don’t ask the key questions or read the key signs.

The next post will cover the final background issue about the ‘being fake/not-real’ issue, as well as introducing the first sign that you need to know.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• a scam (n)
• to face the music (v phrase; idiomatic)
• to be sincere (adj)
• to be genuine (adj)
• to manipulate (v)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

Well, I haven’t put a new post on this blog for a while.  I’m still working through the ‘CLT and Taiwan: What you need to Know’ series on this blog. There’s 50 of them, and I’m still stuck in the mid 30s. But don’t worry; I’ll get there.

The reason for the delay is that I’ve been extremely busy with teaching, correction, and powerpoint update. Term 3 was totally full, so the correction was certainly a big task – especially since I correct very meticulously. Term 4 is now starting, and that’s more setting up. But what made me even more busy were all the issues with my publisher, as well. My IELTS Reading Book is selling out; and I’m working on updates and changes for the new print-run; and there’s my new IELTS Listening Book. So, there were meetings, and proofreading, and deadlines.

Well, now I say goodbye to four separate IELTS classes [see the four above photos], and today I started the first of the new courses: Sunday IELTS Integrated Skills. Tomorrow I start two more: IELTS Writing & Listening (afternoon) and (night) [MWF] and the day after, I start IELTS Reading & Speaking [T/Th].

There are still a few places left in all of these if you are interested. Just contact us, but be quick. If you miss out the first few classes, it is too late to make up classes; and you’ll have to wait to the new term (Term 5).

Hope to see you in my class.

Hi everyone

Sorry about the long delay in putting on a new post. AIS Term 3 had filled up, which meant 12+12+12+12+12 students, and each one with Writing Task Ones and Twos which needed correction most lessons. In addition, I have had to go to my publisher to discuss the new IELTS Listening Book, and work on that also.

Well, last weekend the IELTS Integrated Skills Sunday Course finished, and here’s the class photo. Tomorrow, the IELTS Reading & Speaking will finish, and on Friday so too will the IELTS Writing & Listening classes, so there’s a lot of photos coming in the next few days. It is my habit to put them on pixnet, so that you can see the real thing.

Good luck everyone (in the photo). It was great teaching you all, and let’s all hope for success in IELTS and in life.

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About Fake/Not-Real Teachers of IELTS/English: Introduction V

In the last post, I explained the different between fake and not-real teacher, and gave some possible reasons why this is a particular problem in Taiwan – that is, why there can be so many teachers who are not really teachers, but just average people passing themselves of as IELTS authorities, and using tricky methods to convince you of this, and making lots of money in doing so. Here were the possible reasons I mentioned.

(1)  The English-language teaching industry is totally unregulated.

(2)  It deals with huge numbers of students – a huge market to be milked.

(3)  These students have the instinct to trust anyone who calls themselves an authority.

(4)  These students want quick and easy answers.

(5)  The IELTS test means a lot to them.

(6)  There are huge amounts of money to be earned.

[PS: relating to Point (6), the news this morning (Friday 13^th March) talked about a ‘famous’ teacher in Taichong who made $30 million NT a year (!!!!!) – although the news was about the fact that he just hanged himself, so obviously all that money brought complications to his life that he couldn’t handle – or was it just the unlucky ‘Friday 13^th’ day? Okay, technically, the teacher hanged himself the day before.]

Wow! Add those six factors all together, and you have a magnet for the wrong sort of people and the wrong sort of schools, those whose instinct is not to help you with English or IELTS, but to get your money. Yes, that would explain why the ‘fake teacher’ problem is so prevalent, and why the social media is so full of tricks and deceit.

But do you agree with me? Do you deny all this? Maybe you reject the whole argument? Maybe you are saying, ‘That’s all rubbish. My teacher is wonderful, and helped me get a high IELTS mark!’  Hmmm. What can I say to this? Well, it is possible that your teacher was indeed wonderful, and actually did help you get a high IELTS mark. They are definitely out there. But it is also possible that … maybe … you just think that. Every situation and every teacher (and ever student’s claim) needs to be carefully assessed, wouldn’t you say?

Surely we can all agree that everyday experience has taught people to be careful? I’m sure most of you readers have received the ‘scam’ phone calls. These people often claim to be from overnment agencies (for example – the National Health Agency), and claim that your National Healthcare Card is missing. Then they ask for personal details … and slowly play their tricks on the unsuspecting victims.

There are even fake postmen, pretending to be delivering mail, but actually trying to get you to sign document, give identities … and, again, slowly play their tricks on the unsuspecting victims. So, surely everyone (no matter how much you disagree with me) should be alert to the possibility that they are being tricked, right?

Can everyone at least accept that there are frauds out there, and that they are actively operating? It is simple a fact of life, right? In every country, including my own, Australia. Therefore, surely we must all accept that it would be naive and foolish to blindly believe any person to whom you give large amounts of money. Anyone who did this would be like the picture at the top of this post: prey to the confidence tricksters.

Surely, it is not offending anyone if I suggest that your should check the qualifications and credentials of a teacher, and more importantly, ask for proof of these, or at least do that basic assessment of the teacher and the situation? Isn’t this just the most basic precaution that any careful and intelligent consumer should take?

In the next post, we’ll look at a cultural problem students here have on this issue.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• to pass yourself of as [sb.] (v phrase)
• a magnet for sb. (v phrase)
• to be prevalent (adj)
• scam (adj) & (n)
• a victim (n)
• to be naive (adj)
• to be foolish (adj)
• to be blind (adj)
• to be dubious (adj)
• credentials (n)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

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About Fake/Not-Real Teachers of IELTS/English: Introduction IV

Now, perhaps it is time I explained what I mean by (1) ‘fake teacher’ and (2) ‘unreal teacher’?

1. Fake teachers are like the one described in the previous posts – people who totally trick you, and know exactly what they are doing. Fake teachers are deliberately lying, deliberately abusing your trust, and deliberately manipulating the social media. Fake teachers know they are fake, and just want your money.

2. The ‘not-real’ teachers are honest people, and might think they are helping you, but have no TEFL training, little skills, and no real knowledge about how people learn languages. The ‘not-real’ teachers are … well, not real. In other words, they are people trying to help you, but they aren’t really teachers, and consequently you don’t learn much.

The not-real teachers can be nice people, and we can respect their efforts, but in the last few posts, I have been focusing on the worst sort of person – the fake teacher. In the last post, I posed the questions:

• How can they get away with this?
• Why is it allowed to happen?
• Why do students not realise the truth about them?
• Why does this happen so much in Taiwan, and not in Australia?

Let’s explore these questions, and try to list some reasons. But before beginning, we all have to admit that there are tricksters, frauds, and con-artists in every country, and every culture. My country, Australia, has them, too. Yes, there are bad people every where, and in every profession. However, my country also has regulation and organisations whose job is to try to control, monitor, and uphold the standards of all professions – including the teaching of English/IELTS.

1.

So, that’s one reason why it’s different here. Unfortunately, there is no such regulation, or regulatory bodies, in Taiwan. The teaching industry is totally unregulated and unchecked. Absolutely anyone can do absolutely anything here.

2.

What might be other reasons? Well, Taiwanese society is very very competitive, and education is seen as the means of beating others. The bushiban industry in particular benefits from this instinct to study, study, study, study …..

3.

Also, here there is a Confucian background (that is – a background culture based on the teachings of Confucius, who emphasised respect and order and a strict hierarchy of obediance to people). This creates a greater willingness to simply ‘believe’ people who call themselves authorities.

4.

There is also an instinct many students have to want to memorise to get answers in a test, and the belief there are easy ways to ‘crack’ a test. This is part of the educational culture here. Thus, anyone who promises such an easy method based on this is often believed, because people want to believe it, or because they know no better. This is particularly the instinct for English language ‘proficiency’ tests, where it is considered quite valid to ‘crack’ a test, not through being good at English, but just through having sneaky and often unfair practices, such as memorisation, breeches of test security, prediction of the questions, predictions of the patterns of answers (in A, B, C, D questions, for example). Sometimes these strategies are simply outright cheating.

Well, for whatever reason, all this is considered part of the game here. What it means is that ‘teachers’ don’t have to actually ‘teach English’; they can just play this game.

5.

IELTS is important to many students. It is their key to getting abroad, getting a better job, and changing their lives. Unfortunately for IELTS test takers, the test is one of ‘ability’ or ‘English proficiency’. It doesn’t lend itself to all the sneaky stuff from Point 4. However, given how importance the test is, students – particularly low-level students – will ‘clutch at straws’, seeking anyone who promises easier answers.

6.

Finally, there is the lure of money, and we have a saying in English: ‘money corrupts’. It’s the shortest saying in English – just two words – but it says it all.

So, let’s think about it. In Taiwan, we have a (1) totally unregulated English-language teaching industry. (2) It deals with huge numbers of students who (3) have the instinct to trust anyone who calls themselves an authority, and these students (4) want quick and easy answers, and have a willingness to believe promises, and accept any sort of teaching, and (5) this test means a lot to them, and finally, (6) there are huge amounts of money to be earned by people who can ‘play the game’ well. Hmmmmm. Just think about that.

The next post will begin to draw some conclusions about this.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• to abuse (v)
• a con-artist (n)
• to uphold (v)
• to be Confucian (adj)
• a hierarchy (n)
• proficiency (n)
• a breech (n)
• to clutch at straws (v; idiomatic)
• a lure (n)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

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About Fake/Not-Real Teachers of IELTS/English: Introduction III

Go back and read the previous post – all about how easy it is for anyone to make lots of money ‘teaching’ IELTS in Taiwan. You are probably thinking that this situation can’t happen here – but it can, and it does! One person – probably the worst of all – did exactly as I described in the previous post. He operated for years. I had one student who gave this fake over $200,000 NT over a six-month period, in red enveloped in coffee shops. When we questioned this student, he admitted to us that he had learnt nothing. He also said that the teacher promised it would be one-to-one teaching, but there were always about five other students in the ‘coffee-shop class’. Presumably they were all giving envelopes stuffed with money. Ah, naive, gullible, and … dare I say it … hmmm, let’s be polite … ‘not so smart’ people!

While shaking our heads in disbelief, our immediately question to this student was,

“Why did you keep paying this person so much money?”

The answer:

“Because he kept promising I could get IELTS 7 if I continued.”

Here are some more Q & As.

Question

“Did he ever speak English? Ever?”

Answer:

“No, he just spoke Chinese all the time.”

Question

“How much do you earn a month?”

Answer:

“$35,000 NT.”

Let’s just think about that. The student had  …

• paid over $200,000 NT,
• which is over six months of his salary,
• and used six months of his time going to coffee shops,
• and HAD LEARNT NOTHING!

Finally, a fake teacher – a person who on the inside resembles the picture at the top of this page –  a horrible human being who should be in prison – got all that money for doing almost nothing! When I think about this, I almost want to cry. 

Well, if I had to give a ‘happy’ point, this student (upon our advice) immediately stopped going to this ‘famous’ teacher and the ‘coffee shop classes’. Furthermore, the ‘teacher’ was eventually exposed by some students on PTT. A few months later after this event, a brave student decided to tell the truth. She put a warning about what happened when she went to his ‘classes’ (and the description was truly bizarre – this ‘teacher’ is obviously a sick individual, and possibly dangerous). A few other students of this ‘teacher’ followed with their descriptions. The ‘teacher’ fought back, with attacking sneering posts on PTT (pretending to be coming from other ‘students’), but eventually the weight of all the opposition proved too much. Why don’t you go onto PTT now and try to find this posts?

But the key question is: is this fake teacher the only one? The answer is … of course not. There’s simply too much money to be made. Use false credentials, blatantly lie about qualifications and the IELTS results of your students, and make large amounts of money. Do you want to know the specific names of the people doing this? And remember, that’s YOUR money. YOU are giving it to them.

So now, you are probably thinking, ‘But my teacher isn’t doing anything like this!”

But are you sure about this?

Are you REALLY sure about this?

Have you even thought about this?

Have you intelligently assessed your teacher to make sure?

If you are honest, the answers are probably NO, NO, NO, NO. If you are honest, you just think you’re sure, right? And you think this simply because everyone says [blah blah blah]. Because you read on the social media [blah blah blah]. And that teacher says s(he) is a [blah blah blah], and has done [blah blah blah], and their blog says [blah blah blah].

My first response is to say that all the ‘blah blah blah’ is just words on the social media and self promotion. That ‘blah blah blah’ is exactly what the evil teacher I have just described did. None of that ‘blah blah blah’ is actually proven to you. And you have never asked for proof, have you? 

But I’m getting ahead of myself here. Before looking at the questions which you should be asking yourself, I’d like to examine why would such a thing would even happen? Why is it allowed to happen? Why does it happen in Taiwan, and not in Australia?

I’ll answer these questions in the next post.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• presumably (adv)
• to be naive (adj)
• to be gullible (adj)
• credentials (n)
• to be blatant (adj)
• self-promotion (n)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

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About Fake/Not-Real Teachers of IELTS/English: Introduction II

In the previous post, I mentioned if you are totally dishonest, corrupt, sneaky, malicious, do not care about your students, and clever at manipulating the social media tools, you can earn lots of money by ‘teaching’ IELTS in Taiwan. If you have these ‘qualities’, you need to take the following steps to start earning your money.

How to Earn Lots of Money in Taiwan:

Making the Money

Step 1

Just give yourself a ‘teacher name’, such as …. hmmmm … ‘Teacher Peterson’. Open 7 different PTT accounts. PTT is the popular online conferencing board. Write a post on this board saying that you (‘Peterson’) are teaching IELTS. Give an absolutely ridiculous motivation for doing something for free.

For example, say that your father died of cancer, but before he died, he made you promise to be nice to people, and now you want to fulfil your father’s wish. [Don’t laugh; that’s what the fake actually said – but I am getting ahead of myself]. Or say that you are independently rich, and you feel guilty about having so much money, so you feel it is your turn to help society. [Don’t laugh; he said this, too, using a different ‘teacher name’].

In short, write some totally ridiculous piece of nonsense trying to establish that you are an innocent, ultruistic, and noble human being who genuinely wants to help others around him, and aren’t interested at all in getting money.

Step 2

Remember to lie about your experience and qualifications. Tell everyone you have a masters in TEFL, and a PHD in linguistics, and five years experience in London teaching IELTS at Queen Mary’s College, and trained teachers at St. Peters John University in the Advanced Literature Department. Remember, you will never have to actually prove anything. If you don’t know what to say, ask for the potential students to send you copies of the qualifications, saying something like, ‘Before I teach anyone for free, I want to know if they are the right sort of people’. Then study the copies of the foreign qualifications people send in, and repeat some of them as your own.

Now ask students to meet you in coffee shops for ‘free’ lessons. The ‘free’ part will draw students in, and then after that, tell them they actually have to pay if they want the ‘real’ IELTS lessons.

Step 3

Use your other PTT account to pretend you are a student, and put posts on PTT about how your ‘Teacher Peterson’ helped you to get IELTS 7, 7, 7, and 7.

You can even create a fake pixnet account, saying how wonderful the teacher is. Then write lots of follow up comments about how perfect the teacher is, and how you got high IELTS scores. Just write …

‘In three weeks I got IELTS 7, 7, 7, 7 – shock, wonder, wow! Teacher Peterson is amazing!”

Remember, students will all hit the ‘like’ button. Some of the more simple-minded may give sycophantic comments.

When you write the testimonies, the Chinese writing for all of them can be similar, and even badly written (because remember, you are uneducated, without even a university degree). In fact, the Chinese doesn’t even have to make sense. You can even cut and paste the same paragraph into two different testimonies, and play the role of both male and female students. No one seems to notice or care. Everyone just presses ‘like’!

Finally, you can even type up ‘official’ IELTS test result line messages, pretending they are from IDP or British Council, and take pictures of these, showing the results 7, 7, 7, 7, and put these on PTT with the fake ‘testimony’.

Step 4

When you meet students in coffee shops, tell them that the ‘free’ part is only for the first lesson, and they will have to pay for the ‘real’ teaching. Keep telling them they are guaranteed to get IELTS 7 if they do this. If anyone doesn’t get a good mark, just keep telling them they need to continue their studies.

Step 5

Can I repeat one thing? You have to continually be sneaky and dishonest, and not care about your students. And one last thing: you can’t have any ethics or a conscience. In short, you have to be totally corrupt.

Now, continue with Steps 1 – 4, and start counting all the money you are making. If you do Steps 1 – 4 for long enough, you could even become ‘famous’, and the big money just flows in.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• to be ultruistic (adj)
• draw sb. in (v)
• to be sycophantic (adj)
• to paste (v)
• a role (n)
• ethics (n)
• a conscience (n)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .

To remind you, here is the structure of this series.

Posts 1 & 2               Introduction

Posts 3 – 5               The Historical Background (of Teaching Language)

Posts 6 – 11             The Principles of Modern Language Teaching

Posts 12 – 15           Some Reflections on This

Posts 16 – 25           A Conversation of Someone who (Strongly) Disagrees

Posts 26 – 32           Introduction to the ‘Fake Teacher’ Problem

Posts 33 – 35           Five Signs of a ‘Fake Teacher’

Posts 36 – 43           Six Signs Which Should Make You Worried

Posts 44 – 47           How to Use these Signs // Analysing a Fake Teacher

And now we are up to Post 26. Let’s start then.

About Fake/Not Real Teachers of IELTS/English: Introduction I

This, and the next seven posts, are introductions to the ‘fake’ teacher problem, or the ‘not real’ teacher problem. What’s the difference between ‘fake’ and ‘not real’? I’ll explain that in Post 29 of this series.

Firstly, this and the next post will give an example – and the example is of a fake. This example is shocking, and it shows the damage to students (and your country) that this whole fake/not-real issue is causing. Unfortunately, the fake teacher can actually thrive in this country, and you might not be aware of this.

However, ‘fake’ is a strong word, right? And here I’m talking about people who call themselves ‘teachers’. These are people you might personally like; people you have been trained (brainwashed?) to obey and respect. There are certainly many sensitive personal, cultural, and human issues involved here.

Because of this, (as I said at the start) I have no less than six ‘Introductions’ to this next series of posts on this ‘being fake/not-real’ theme. Here is the first introductory post, to make you think.

 

How to Earn Lots of Money in Taiwan: Getting Started

Hey, do you want to earn lots of money really easily? Here’s how to do it – by teaching IELTS in Taiwan. The qualifications are, you need to be …

1. totally dishonest,
2. very corrupt,
3. sneaky,
4. malicious,
5. not care about your students,
6. clever at manipulating the social media tools.

In other words, you have to be … sort of … like the picture at the top. To repeat, if you have these ‘qualifications’, it’s very easy to earn big money ‘teaching’ IELTS, because …

• you don’t have to be able to speak English.

[You’ll just speak in Chinese the whole time].

• you don’t need any teaching qualifications.

[Remember, no one cares about them, no one believes they are necessary, and you can just lie about them anyway, because no one will doubt you, or ever ask for proof.]

• you don’t need a room or any equipment.

[You will meet students in coffee shops.]

• you don’t need to make or create anything.

[You’ll download material from any junk IELTS website].

• you don’t need any teaching skills or need to know anything about the IELTS test.

[You’ll just make students read and memorise the material].

So, if you have the previous 1 – 6 ‘qualifications’ (and unfortunately, many people do), then you could go for it, right?

In the next post, I will explain the steps you need to take to begin making the money.

Now, check that you know the meaning of the underlined vocabulary (also repeated below).

• to thrive (v)
• to be brainwashed (adj/V3)
• to be corrupt (adj)
• to be sneaky (adj)
• to be malicious (adj)
• to manipulate (v)

If you want to find out more about me, go to aisielts.com .